Couch-Lock is an Indica dominant hybrid strain that is a potent cross between the insanely popular Northern Lights #5 X Afghan strains. This dank bud boasts an average THC level ranging from 28-30% and is popular among both smokers and vapers alike. Users describe the Couch-Lock high as a potent, long-lasting slowly creeping onset of a body buzz accompanied by intense couch-lock that leaves you absolutely sedated and at ease. This warming narcotic indica based effect will slowly ease you into a deep and peaceful long-lasting sleep. Due to these potent sedative indica effects, Couch-Lock is an ideal strain for treating patients suffering from conditions such as hyperactivity, chronic pain due to illness or injury, chronic stress, and sleep disorders, including insomnia. The Couch-Lock buds have light minty green fluffy popcorn-shaped nugs with dark olive green and rich amber undertones. These nugs are specked with rusty red hairs and a thick layer of white crystal trichomes and syrupy sweet resin.
Couch-Lock has an intensely sweet aroma of peachy vanilla butter and a taste of sweet peachy lemon that intensifies as you exhale.
Indica Dominant Hybrid – 70% Indica /30% Sativa
THC: 28-30%
Common Usage: Anxiety, Chronic Pain, Depression, Inflammation, Insomnia, Stress, Hyperactivity
Effects: Body High, Cerebral, Euphoria, Uplifting
kevenlemieux22@outlook.com –
Couch Lock AAAA+ is crazy !!! very taste
Wilson Luera (verified owner) –
This strain has smoked better than any strain I’ve tried. The quality is clearly amazing. The body buzz is intense while being so relaxing. It gives a nice uplifting mood booster.
Jason Kim (verified owner) –
Super sedative bud, enjoy this during wind down time or whenever you just want to waste your day..lol
Mark T (verified owner) –
AAAA+ for sure, almost ZERO leaf, tight circular nugs! Great High.
ben feheil (verified owner) –
freaking love the body numbing high this gives me
Farida MAch (verified owner) –
Excellent Indica,Very Calming And Helped With Pain And Sleep
Morgan Baxter (verified owner) –
The taste is delicious, I get a little chocolate and some diesel. The high is deeply comforting and induces vision+color enhancement in an almost psychedelic way. Great!
Mario Garcia (verified owner) –
Great deal, won’t find a better deal for this quality anywhere.
Lucinda (verified owner) –
Great smoke , smooth . Great smell , dank . Great look , crystalized. Price is a bit much but where can you get bud like this for cheaper .
Theodora (verified owner) –
This strain put me in a positive mood, I really like it
Jadiel Benton (verified owner) –
Tasted it before I knew the strain name. Instantly reminded me of a hot summer day when the ice cream man came and I got the snow cone. It taste just like it. It took me back for a few…
Manny Rai (verified owner) –
It was the finest. It’s a thick, chewy, classic indica that promotes serious couch-lock, so don’t plan on doing anything after but sitting around (never drive!)
Harrison Murphy (verified owner) –
Wow what a punch of euphoric relaxation! no anxiety!! highly recommend!
Connor Evans (verified owner) –
Really nice high, but yeah I would not recommend it before work especially if you have to type a lot 🙁
Aidan Thomas (verified owner) –
Wow…I’ve been searching for a strain to make me happy, uplifted yet ease my anxiety and racing thoughts simultaneously.
Grace Hubert (verified owner) –
Perfect accompany to a lazy night in! Will have you couch locked for sure
ShinyMew112 (verified owner) –
Getting stoned on this strain will make you useless for the day as far as attentiveness just because of its potency
felixaubert7322 (verified owner) –
extremely beautiful but it’s also immensely ambrosial
Q98 (verified owner) –
Best product in this website
clayyszn (verified owner) –
It brings your subconscious to light. You realize things you need to change in your life. Its very introspective and if used right, it can help you to be a better person
Robert Russell (verified owner) –
I just got a QP And 2 Ounces Were Couch Lock, I should of got 4 This stuff is great. I can not wait for it to come back. I am going to buy a pound next time. This is some of the strongest GAS you will find.
Empeymium (verified owner) –
This was one of the first strains I have ever tried, and even with the strain being so potent, and me having such a low tolerance at the time, this strain still finds a way to put you in a deep state of relaxation, one of which you have never experienced before. If you manage to find this strain, pick up as much as you can.
TheRotbringer (verified owner) –
I slept like a baby and slept in til 11 am, which I am usually up by 7 am. It is everything that it is described. I was also talking my husband’s head off til we went to bed and as soon as my head hit the pillow I was out. Lol
GURUSINGH (verified owner) –
Exceptional herb, now firmly placed in my Top 3 go-to meds for pain relief, nausea & lack of appetite, and insomnia
GioBaby (verified owner) –
Excellent strain that can push some really high THC figures.
CaidicusProductions (verified owner) –
taste is unbelievably good
Kai Booth (verified owner) –
Love this strain. Smoke this and pain and anxiety just disappear. Very relaxing buzz. One of the best hybrid/Indica leaning strains around.
Mrpiracoon (verified owner) –
The high is just pure indica bliss I recommend this for relaxing and chilling at night but its an overall great strain for anytime throughout the day.
PeaPeaker (verified owner) –
I am usually a straight indica user but this will be my go to from now on. I slept like a baby and slept in til 11 am, which I am usually up by 7 am.
GracefulSandals (verified owner) –
I had to put this one out. Amazing flavor and euphoria!!!!
Dennis (verified owner) –
Definitely getting more asap since I’m in love!!
Connor (verified owner) –
my absolute favorite indica
Kirsten Falcone (verified owner) –
This makes me feel a bit tired. Probably cause it gives an intense body high
Tyler Connay (verified owner) –
Super strong indica strain, with a great taste!
Kyla Quintelle (verified owner) –
Excellent craft, and very strong on the indica side
Jason (verified owner) –
The psychedelic effects are subtle with this strain… just a hint of THC psychedelia to make you smile, but you’ll remain coherent enough to do cognitive tasks
Jayden (verified owner) –
No anxiety with this one, but you’re eyes will feel so pleasantly heavy
Xavier (verified owner) –
Visually staring at things is so nice. You can get easily lost watching something fascinating
Fidelia (verified owner) –
The bud is sticky and quality bud for sure. The flavor is earthy and woody
Karen (verified owner) –
top tier craft, high was great
Tom (verified owner) –
2 is enough. Holy T-Rex hand grenade, Batman! Japanese ninjas in raptor suits. Definitely a good one for porch use. Spiders and spiderwebs. Bug whispering.
Julian (verified owner) –
was very happy with these pristine nuggets
Robert Gibson (verified owner) –
Just plan to not move cause damn this packs a punch. Pop a movie on and blaze this equals my ideasl night!
Ben Halter (verified owner) –
This was one of the best strains, I know it’s pricy but if you have the extra the splurge, it’s way worth it. Absolutely gas
Aubrey H (verified owner) –
hella earthy flavour with a top tier high!
Kayla Thain (verified owner) –
This is the type of indica I love! The body high hits you right away. You will feel the tingles behind your head and neck
Eliana Ward (verified owner) –
wasnt moving an inch with the couch lock body high this was giving lmao its true to it name
Ally L (verified owner) –
the nugs looked beautiful, tasted really good too! for sure will be coming back for this strain
zerotwogaming6329 (verified owner) –
Awesome high
Tyrese J (verified owner) –
one of the most high quality strains ive ever had! for sure will come back for this one
Joshua (verified owner) –
a very dank potent Indica, a definite must try
Rachel E (verified owner) –
gave me the munchies and helped with my insomnia
Patricia K (verified owner) –
great looking buds that got me so chill all day long
Karen (verified owner) –
relaxes my body very nicely and relieves aches and pains
Nathan Jyles (verified owner) –
dense sticky buds, smoke was super clean too
Kian (verified owner) –
My head feels empty, but in a good way. Like my problems, anxieties, and negative thoughts are being blocked or taken out of my head
Lucy Liu (verified owner) –
Cant beat Couch lock strains, tastes amazing with a really good body high
Courtney (verified owner) –
high quality life changing bud it never disappoints me whenever I get this!!
Adam Scaife (verified owner) –
This is good for muscle pain. I really felt no pain after smoking this
Kiersten Koulio (verified owner) –
Quality strain, gets you super baked!
Russel Gray (verified owner) –
Fire stain!!! Felt like i got batista bombed on the couch and couldnt get up.
Erin Holmes (verified owner) –
Straight dense nicely trimmed nugs! The high gave me a strong body high!
Emily (verified owner) –
Perfect high for being around friends, but not super chatty friends.
Helena Gordon (verified owner) –
Dank as hell, one of the most well trimmed buds ive seen in awhile, the smoke was super clean and lasted ages
Joel Sklar (verified owner) –
I only use really dank and potent indicas, that’s why I love this strain. It’s trustworthy because it will knock me out almost every time
Bethany Long (verified owner) –
Super strong high and the buds were super nice with beautiful trims
Tiffany Simpson (verified owner) –
Great looking strain, Super strong high dont need much to get a crazy high from these buds
Delores West (verified owner) –
Love this craft such a consistent buzz that lasted ages
Natalie Pettit (verified owner) –
I didn’t actually think it would hit me hard because I never get the couch lock feeling. Holy… This is insane! Seriously it’s gonna be the strongest thing you ever smoke
Janice Smith (verified owner) –
sick deal. sick prices. longtime customer just finally felt the need to review
Lee Stewart (verified owner) –
I love it, I’m comfortably high.
Nick Bradley (verified owner) –
Super sticky. Great tasting. Put me to sleep right away, just as I wanted. Would recommend
Rachael Dares (verified owner) –
This completely puts me at ease. I had zero worries the entire night! The day after, I was still in a great happy mood
Deanna Santos (verified owner) –
The relaxed high is unreal!
richbitch (verified owner) –
Straight delicious strain, the nugs were huge too!
Chris Mcgraw (verified owner) –
The first hit was a off a water bong, it took about 25 seconds from the time I released the smoke that it hit me. It was nice for me, If you come across it def will help you out, some of the best meds out there. I deal with multi pain issues and this helps get me going.
Clara Carter (verified owner) –
Body buzz was unreal!
Aliyah Mann (verified owner) –
Love the heavy body high this is the key to my happiness its like pure relaxation in a bud.
Daria (verified owner) –
It totally alleviated my anxiety and soothed my back pain.
Kiernan Fonfe (verified owner) –
Excellent strong body high that is starting to become my favourite strain on this site. It never lets me down! Smooth and potent!!
Mary Basco (verified owner) –
Chose this as part of my craft mix and match 3.5g x 8. I tried it out the day I got it. The next day, I placed an order for a quarter pound. That’s how much I love this. Safe to say its my favourite of February AND March
Ethan L (verified owner) –
Uplifted, creative, excited, giggly, talkative, feeling like a teenager, pain free, these are some of the things you can expect to enjoy
Clayton Grant (verified owner) –
It’s incredible! Especially for people with muscle spasms and severe pain!
Connor Lee (verified owner) –
Perfect for lulling you into a pleasant coma when you just need your day to be DONE.
Janet Crowley (verified owner) –
Definitely a strain for experienced smokers. It may cause sleepiness for some, but for me, it gets me right where I need to be.
Mike Popek (verified owner) –
Excellent for late night consumption to unwind after labour. It really feels special for an indica, it is unlike some I’ve tried.
Harry Lewis (verified owner) –
Tried quite a few strains, but this is the first that made me want to write how amazing it is. It helps when I cant get to sleep yet it is not overwhelming so I can still be up and engaged during the day. Good flavor so relaxing. So far my absolute favorite.
Ellen Briggs (verified owner) –
Such a well trimmed nug made it so easy to roll up too!
James K (verified owner) –
The Nightime, Sniffling, Sneezing, Coughing, Aching, Stuffyhead, Fever, So-You-Can-Rest Medicine.
Krystal Liguori (verified owner) –
This strain is the best for my nausea. Within less than an hour I felt so much better. It’s like gravol but better
Bruce Davis (verified owner) –
Top notch medicine! Pain went away almost immediately, anxiety slipped away leaves my head aurora feeling relaxed and pressure free.
Jenson Hancock (verified owner) –
Nice well trimmed buds, tastes really good too!
Belle Mcconnell (verified owner) –
Tastes real solid but the buzz hits me really hard and sedative!
Lorenzo Lopez (verified owner) –
I have bad panic and anxiety!! Helped with my PTSD which was awesome. Definitely recommend if your scared to try something different.
Izabella Mullen (verified owner) –
Great evening smoke to wind down and get chill out!
Jacob Perez (verified owner) –
After a crappy couple of days I smoked this and got to laughing and carrying on with friends and forgot all about everything but the moment I was in. Great for stress and anxiety and getting your mind off shit.
Keith Jackson (verified owner) –
super relaxing, great for binge watching.
Yefi (verified owner) –
This is becoming one of my favorite strains.
Simon Bacharach (verified owner) –
It will bring great energy and lots of laugh to you. It’s a hit at parties
Mike Taylor (verified owner) –
I really enjoy this strain, it makes me very giggly and provides a nice, tingly body high. I typically only smoke in the evenings before bed, but I can’t imagine trying to be functional after smoking this strain.
Jean Spencer (verified owner) –
5 star bud… Made me so giggly, so focused, so relaxed. An any-time-of-the-day smoke for sure. Waking and baking to orange kush is a feeling like no other. I recommend this strain.
Cole B (verified owner) –
This is the best strain i’ve ever smoked for Anxiety, i feel uplifted and focussed, this isnt a stoney but more of a high, it doesnt feel like an indica normally does, and theres a heavy body high also
James Demetri (verified owner) –
This helps my anxiety and calms physical pain. I don’t have trouble focusing. Really pleasant during the daytime for me.
Ariana Sarcini (verified owner) –
It gives you all lovely feelings. Truly a perfect strain to have around
Kiara Martinez (verified owner) –
Ultra calming highs all around!