Couch-Lock is an Indica dominant hybrid strain that is a potent cross between the insanely popular Northern Lights #5 X Afghan strains. This dank bud boasts an average THC level ranging from 28-30% and is popular among both smokers and vapers alike. Users describe the Couch-Lock high as a potent, long-lasting slowly creeping onset of a body buzz accompanied by intense couch-lock that leaves you absolutely sedated and at ease. This warming narcotic indica based effect will slowly ease you into a deep and peaceful long-lasting sleep. Due to these potent sedative indica effects, Couch-Lock is an ideal strain for treating patients suffering from conditions such as hyperactivity, chronic pain due to illness or injury, chronic stress, and sleep disorders, including insomnia. The Couch-Lock buds have light minty green fluffy popcorn-shaped nugs with dark olive green and rich amber undertones. These nugs are specked with rusty red hairs and a thick layer of white crystal trichomes and syrupy sweet resin.
Couch-Lock has an intensely sweet aroma of peachy vanilla butter and a taste of sweet peachy lemon that intensifies as you exhale.
Indica Dominant Hybrid – 70% Indica /30% Sativa
THC: 28-30%
Common Usage: Anxiety, Chronic Pain, Depression, Inflammation, Insomnia, Stress, Hyperactivity
Effects: Body High, Cerebral, Euphoria, Uplifting
Bnas (verified owner) –
very nice smoke. potent and smooth. will be purchasing again 5 stars
Ben Saulsberry (verified owner) –
I don’t even remember the last time I felt this calm. My body feels like it’s been through a deep massage, and my mind is at ease
Bin (verified owner) –
such a fun strain put me in a positive mood
Barry Holly (verified owner) –
HOLY KABLAMMO! I was looking for something for sleep, as in knock me out, and THIS IS IT! It could also be renamed as “Punch in the Face”. Immediate results. I sure wouldn’t hit this and drive. Hit it – go to bed.
Nick Walker (verified owner) –
Surprisingly uplifting and not particularly drowsy while maintaining a fantastic, chilled out indica body buzz and high. I’d definitely pick up again given the chance.
Calia Hillestad (verified owner) –
If you’re looking for something to take the edge off, this is it. It made me feel light and happy while relaxing my whole body!
Jack (verified owner) –
Perfect strain for mood and pain
Jesse Lane (verified owner) –
Very good bud for people that like indicas but don’t want to be “in-da-couch” lol.
Will Davidson (verified owner) –
Nice taste. Chill, and very slow onset high. It felt to me as if it started in the back of my head and spread through my whole body over the course of 20 minutes.
Frank Mercer (verified owner) –
Great strain for body relaxation. Very mellow body high that was gentle and pleasant.
Antonio Cormier (verified owner) –
Increasingly eases me from overworked and over stressed to a mellow relaxing sleep. Hits hard hits heavy takes no prisoners. My kind of strain
Jorge Perez (verified owner) –
A strain I definitely enjoyed from start to finish I recommend it to any medical patient or anybody relally, its great!
Kiara Martinez (verified owner) –
Ultra calming highs all around!
Ariana Sarcini (verified owner) –
It gives you all lovely feelings. Truly a perfect strain to have around
James Demetri (verified owner) –
This helps my anxiety and calms physical pain. I don’t have trouble focusing. Really pleasant during the daytime for me.
Cole B (verified owner) –
This is the best strain i’ve ever smoked for Anxiety, i feel uplifted and focussed, this isnt a stoney but more of a high, it doesnt feel like an indica normally does, and theres a heavy body high also
Jean Spencer (verified owner) –
5 star bud… Made me so giggly, so focused, so relaxed. An any-time-of-the-day smoke for sure. Waking and baking to orange kush is a feeling like no other. I recommend this strain.
Mike Taylor (verified owner) –
I really enjoy this strain, it makes me very giggly and provides a nice, tingly body high. I typically only smoke in the evenings before bed, but I can’t imagine trying to be functional after smoking this strain.
Simon Bacharach (verified owner) –
It will bring great energy and lots of laugh to you. It’s a hit at parties
Yefi (verified owner) –
This is becoming one of my favorite strains.
Keith Jackson (verified owner) –
super relaxing, great for binge watching.
Jacob Perez (verified owner) –
After a crappy couple of days I smoked this and got to laughing and carrying on with friends and forgot all about everything but the moment I was in. Great for stress and anxiety and getting your mind off shit.
Izabella Mullen (verified owner) –
Great evening smoke to wind down and get chill out!
Lorenzo Lopez (verified owner) –
I have bad panic and anxiety!! Helped with my PTSD which was awesome. Definitely recommend if your scared to try something different.
Belle Mcconnell (verified owner) –
Tastes real solid but the buzz hits me really hard and sedative!
Jenson Hancock (verified owner) –
Nice well trimmed buds, tastes really good too!
Bruce Davis (verified owner) –
Top notch medicine! Pain went away almost immediately, anxiety slipped away leaves my head aurora feeling relaxed and pressure free.
Krystal Liguori (verified owner) –
This strain is the best for my nausea. Within less than an hour I felt so much better. It’s like gravol but better
James K (verified owner) –
The Nightime, Sniffling, Sneezing, Coughing, Aching, Stuffyhead, Fever, So-You-Can-Rest Medicine.
Ellen Briggs (verified owner) –
Such a well trimmed nug made it so easy to roll up too!
Harry Lewis (verified owner) –
Tried quite a few strains, but this is the first that made me want to write how amazing it is. It helps when I cant get to sleep yet it is not overwhelming so I can still be up and engaged during the day. Good flavor so relaxing. So far my absolute favorite.
Mike Popek (verified owner) –
Excellent for late night consumption to unwind after labour. It really feels special for an indica, it is unlike some I’ve tried.
Janet Crowley (verified owner) –
Definitely a strain for experienced smokers. It may cause sleepiness for some, but for me, it gets me right where I need to be.
Connor Lee (verified owner) –
Perfect for lulling you into a pleasant coma when you just need your day to be DONE.
Clayton Grant (verified owner) –
It’s incredible! Especially for people with muscle spasms and severe pain!
Ethan L (verified owner) –
Uplifted, creative, excited, giggly, talkative, feeling like a teenager, pain free, these are some of the things you can expect to enjoy
Mary Basco (verified owner) –
Chose this as part of my craft mix and match 3.5g x 8. I tried it out the day I got it. The next day, I placed an order for a quarter pound. That’s how much I love this. Safe to say its my favourite of February AND March
Kiernan Fonfe (verified owner) –
Excellent strong body high that is starting to become my favourite strain on this site. It never lets me down! Smooth and potent!!
Daria (verified owner) –
It totally alleviated my anxiety and soothed my back pain.
Aliyah Mann (verified owner) –
Love the heavy body high this is the key to my happiness its like pure relaxation in a bud.
Clara Carter (verified owner) –
Body buzz was unreal!
Chris Mcgraw (verified owner) –
The first hit was a off a water bong, it took about 25 seconds from the time I released the smoke that it hit me. It was nice for me, If you come across it def will help you out, some of the best meds out there. I deal with multi pain issues and this helps get me going.
richbitch (verified owner) –
Straight delicious strain, the nugs were huge too!
Deanna Santos (verified owner) –
The relaxed high is unreal!
Rachael Dares (verified owner) –
This completely puts me at ease. I had zero worries the entire night! The day after, I was still in a great happy mood
Nick Bradley (verified owner) –
Super sticky. Great tasting. Put me to sleep right away, just as I wanted. Would recommend
Lee Stewart (verified owner) –
I love it, I’m comfortably high.
Janice Smith (verified owner) –
sick deal. sick prices. longtime customer just finally felt the need to review
Natalie Pettit (verified owner) –
I didn’t actually think it would hit me hard because I never get the couch lock feeling. Holy… This is insane! Seriously it’s gonna be the strongest thing you ever smoke
Delores West (verified owner) –
Love this craft such a consistent buzz that lasted ages
Tiffany Simpson (verified owner) –
Great looking strain, Super strong high dont need much to get a crazy high from these buds
Bethany Long (verified owner) –
Super strong high and the buds were super nice with beautiful trims
Joel Sklar (verified owner) –
I only use really dank and potent indicas, that’s why I love this strain. It’s trustworthy because it will knock me out almost every time
Helena Gordon (verified owner) –
Dank as hell, one of the most well trimmed buds ive seen in awhile, the smoke was super clean and lasted ages
Emily (verified owner) –
Perfect high for being around friends, but not super chatty friends.
Erin Holmes (verified owner) –
Straight dense nicely trimmed nugs! The high gave me a strong body high!
Russel Gray (verified owner) –
Fire stain!!! Felt like i got batista bombed on the couch and couldnt get up.
Kiersten Koulio (verified owner) –
Quality strain, gets you super baked!
Adam Scaife (verified owner) –
This is good for muscle pain. I really felt no pain after smoking this
Courtney (verified owner) –
high quality life changing bud it never disappoints me whenever I get this!!
Lucy Liu (verified owner) –
Cant beat Couch lock strains, tastes amazing with a really good body high
Kian (verified owner) –
My head feels empty, but in a good way. Like my problems, anxieties, and negative thoughts are being blocked or taken out of my head
Nathan Jyles (verified owner) –
dense sticky buds, smoke was super clean too
Karen (verified owner) –
relaxes my body very nicely and relieves aches and pains
Patricia K (verified owner) –
great looking buds that got me so chill all day long
Rachel E (verified owner) –
gave me the munchies and helped with my insomnia
Joshua (verified owner) –
a very dank potent Indica, a definite must try
Tyrese J (verified owner) –
one of the most high quality strains ive ever had! for sure will come back for this one
zerotwogaming6329 (verified owner) –
Awesome high
Ally L (verified owner) –
the nugs looked beautiful, tasted really good too! for sure will be coming back for this strain
Eliana Ward (verified owner) –
wasnt moving an inch with the couch lock body high this was giving lmao its true to it name
Kayla Thain (verified owner) –
This is the type of indica I love! The body high hits you right away. You will feel the tingles behind your head and neck
Aubrey H (verified owner) –
hella earthy flavour with a top tier high!
Ben Halter (verified owner) –
This was one of the best strains, I know it’s pricy but if you have the extra the splurge, it’s way worth it. Absolutely gas
Robert Gibson (verified owner) –
Just plan to not move cause damn this packs a punch. Pop a movie on and blaze this equals my ideasl night!
Julian (verified owner) –
was very happy with these pristine nuggets
Tom (verified owner) –
2 is enough. Holy T-Rex hand grenade, Batman! Japanese ninjas in raptor suits. Definitely a good one for porch use. Spiders and spiderwebs. Bug whispering.
Karen (verified owner) –
top tier craft, high was great
Fidelia (verified owner) –
The bud is sticky and quality bud for sure. The flavor is earthy and woody
Xavier (verified owner) –
Visually staring at things is so nice. You can get easily lost watching something fascinating
Jayden (verified owner) –
No anxiety with this one, but you’re eyes will feel so pleasantly heavy
Jason (verified owner) –
The psychedelic effects are subtle with this strain… just a hint of THC psychedelia to make you smile, but you’ll remain coherent enough to do cognitive tasks
Kyla Quintelle (verified owner) –
Excellent craft, and very strong on the indica side
Tyler Connay (verified owner) –
Super strong indica strain, with a great taste!
Kirsten Falcone (verified owner) –
This makes me feel a bit tired. Probably cause it gives an intense body high
Connor (verified owner) –
my absolute favorite indica
Dennis (verified owner) –
Definitely getting more asap since I’m in love!!
GracefulSandals (verified owner) –
I had to put this one out. Amazing flavor and euphoria!!!!
PeaPeaker (verified owner) –
I am usually a straight indica user but this will be my go to from now on. I slept like a baby and slept in til 11 am, which I am usually up by 7 am.
Mrpiracoon (verified owner) –
The high is just pure indica bliss I recommend this for relaxing and chilling at night but its an overall great strain for anytime throughout the day.
Kai Booth (verified owner) –
Love this strain. Smoke this and pain and anxiety just disappear. Very relaxing buzz. One of the best hybrid/Indica leaning strains around.
CaidicusProductions (verified owner) –
taste is unbelievably good
GioBaby (verified owner) –
Excellent strain that can push some really high THC figures.
GURUSINGH (verified owner) –
Exceptional herb, now firmly placed in my Top 3 go-to meds for pain relief, nausea & lack of appetite, and insomnia
TheRotbringer (verified owner) –
I slept like a baby and slept in til 11 am, which I am usually up by 7 am. It is everything that it is described. I was also talking my husband’s head off til we went to bed and as soon as my head hit the pillow I was out. Lol
Empeymium (verified owner) –
This was one of the first strains I have ever tried, and even with the strain being so potent, and me having such a low tolerance at the time, this strain still finds a way to put you in a deep state of relaxation, one of which you have never experienced before. If you manage to find this strain, pick up as much as you can.
Robert Russell (verified owner) –
I just got a QP And 2 Ounces Were Couch Lock, I should of got 4 This stuff is great. I can not wait for it to come back. I am going to buy a pound next time. This is some of the strongest GAS you will find.
clayyszn (verified owner) –
It brings your subconscious to light. You realize things you need to change in your life. Its very introspective and if used right, it can help you to be a better person
Q98 (verified owner) –
Best product in this website
felixaubert7322 (verified owner) –
extremely beautiful but it’s also immensely ambrosial
ShinyMew112 (verified owner) –
Getting stoned on this strain will make you useless for the day as far as attentiveness just because of its potency
Grace Hubert (verified owner) –
Perfect accompany to a lazy night in! Will have you couch locked for sure
Aidan Thomas (verified owner) –
Wow…I’ve been searching for a strain to make me happy, uplifted yet ease my anxiety and racing thoughts simultaneously.
Connor Evans (verified owner) –
Really nice high, but yeah I would not recommend it before work especially if you have to type a lot 🙁
Harrison Murphy (verified owner) –
Wow what a punch of euphoric relaxation! no anxiety!! highly recommend!
Manny Rai (verified owner) –
It was the finest. It’s a thick, chewy, classic indica that promotes serious couch-lock, so don’t plan on doing anything after but sitting around (never drive!)
Jadiel Benton (verified owner) –
Tasted it before I knew the strain name. Instantly reminded me of a hot summer day when the ice cream man came and I got the snow cone. It taste just like it. It took me back for a few…
Theodora (verified owner) –
This strain put me in a positive mood, I really like it
Lucinda (verified owner) –
Great smoke , smooth . Great smell , dank . Great look , crystalized. Price is a bit much but where can you get bud like this for cheaper .
Mario Garcia (verified owner) –
Great deal, won’t find a better deal for this quality anywhere.
Morgan Baxter (verified owner) –
The taste is delicious, I get a little chocolate and some diesel. The high is deeply comforting and induces vision+color enhancement in an almost psychedelic way. Great!
Farida MAch (verified owner) –
Excellent Indica,Very Calming And Helped With Pain And Sleep
ben feheil (verified owner) –
freaking love the body numbing high this gives me
Mark T (verified owner) –
AAAA+ for sure, almost ZERO leaf, tight circular nugs! Great High.
Jason Kim (verified owner) –
Super sedative bud, enjoy this during wind down time or whenever you just want to waste your day..lol
Wilson Luera (verified owner) –
This strain has smoked better than any strain I’ve tried. The quality is clearly amazing. The body buzz is intense while being so relaxing. It gives a nice uplifting mood booster.
kevenlemieux22@outlook.com –
Couch Lock AAAA+ is crazy !!! very taste